JACQUIZZ THE SHORT-LEGGED BEAVER
(To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Barnes and Beban and Pritchard and Vince
Lou Holtz and Don James and not many since
But do you recall
The smallest Trojan-killer of all?
Jacquizz the short-legged Beaver
Couldn't stand up very tall
Whenever he got the handoff
He became a bowling ball
Cushing was getting livid
Whenever Quizzie ran around
He'd run through their legs until
The referee said, 'First down'
There must have been some magic there
In Beaver-land, I guess
Because when Quizzie's work was done
The Trojans groaned, 'BCS'
Yes, now the Beavers love him
And they shout it out with glee
Jacquizz the short-legged Beaver
Barred the Trojans from Mi-am-ee
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